| Dialogue |
Dialogue Text |
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| 0x0008fa88 |
What do you call someone who messes everything up? You. |
| 0x0008fa89 |
How many J'zidzos can you fit in a breadbox? One! There's only one! |
| 0x00081f38 |
What do you call someone who wants to kill you? Nothing! |
| 0x0008fa8c |
Know what's funny about having a double? Nothing! |
| 0x0007301f |
Did you hear the one about the Argonian Maid? |
| 0x00081d71 |
Madgod! I've been collecting jokes for you. I have thousands for you to listen to. Did you hear the one about the Grummite and the Heretic? |
| 0x00042ff9 |
A bloody black horse courier. Hahahaha! ... Ahahaha! |
| 0x00042ffa |
What time is it when a Minotaur sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence! Ahaha! |
| 0x00042ffd |
A day without sunshine is like... night. Ahahaha! |
| 0x00042ffe |
Why do wizards write books? Because they're good at spelling! Ahahaha! |
| 0x00043001 |
Why did the bandit take a bath? To get a clean getaway! Ahaha! |
| 0x00043002 |
Why are pirates, pirates? Because they just Arrrghhh! Oh ho ho ho! |
| 0x00043005 |
Did you hear about the two Argonians that walked into a tavern? The second one should have seen it coming. Ahaha! |
| 0x00043006 |
What did Sheogorath say to the man who refused to wear pants? "Come to the Shivering Isles, I can clearly see you're nuts!" Ahahahaha! |
| 0x00043008 |
Why did Sheogorath measure the Shivering Isles? Because he's the ruler! Ah ho ho ho! |
| 0x00043009 |
What do you call a Golden Saint who has his fingers stuck in his ears? Anything you like, he can't hear you. Ahahaha! |
| 0x0004300a |
On the other hand... you have different fingers. Oh ho ho ho! |
| 0x000730b7 |
I just thought of something funny. |
| 0x00081d72 |
That's funny! I just thought I saw Sheogorath! |
| 0x00081d96 |
Hahahaha! You're so funny My Lord! I mean, your presence is intoxicating! |
| 0x000730bc |
Tootle-loo! Ahaha! |
| 0x000432c9 |
Why'd the adventurer walk through the Gates of Madness? To get to the other side! |
| 0x000434f7 |
What do you get when you cross an adventurer with the Gatekeeper? A dead Gatekeeper! |
| 0x00043516 |
So the moral of the story is: don't count your adventurers until they hatch! Ha! |
| 0x00043ecf |
So the addict says to the whore, "Gimme back my Chalice of Reversal!" Ha ha! |
| 0x00043eec |
So the spy says to her, "You're not paranoid if everyone's out to get you!" Ha! Like Syl! Paranoid! Ha! |
| 0x00044214 |
So she says, "Is that a Great Torch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Ha! |
| 0x00044233 |
So the new duke turns to him and says, "Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!" |
| 0x0005edc2 |
...and he says, "Eat the Greenmote, drag Thadon. Eat the Greenmote, drag Thadon." Ha! |
| 0x0005efa8 |
Why did the Knights of Order cross the Fringe? No one knows. |
| 0x0005f227 |
So then Sorceress says to the new Gatekeeper, "But in the morning, you'll still be ugly!" |
| 0x0005f494 |
Do you know where Sheogorath keeps his armies? In his sleevies! Ah hahaha! |
| 0x0006053b |
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sheogorath. |
| 0x00060802 |
What do you call the time between one victory dance and another? The Jig-lag! Get it? |
| 0x00081ed2 |
So, I said "Rectum? You killed him!" Great work! |
| 0x00081ed3 |
Why did I cross the road? To avoid the other J'zidzo. That's no joke. |
| 0x0008fa8d |
If you talk to Horkvir, he'll know what can be done. He's a smart one. |