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Dialogue Text |
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| 0x00081526 |
Welcome to the Museum of Oddities, Lord Sheogorath. I have collected all the wonders of your lands here. |
| 0x00081527 |
You should come see my museum, Lord Sheogorath. I've built it just to honor you. |
| 0x000412c7 |
Anyway, I'm always looking for new exhibits, so remember me when you come across anything Odd. |
| 0x000412c8 |
There you can view all the finest Oddities of the Realm. I'm always looking for new exhibits, so be sure to think of me when you see anything Odd! |
| 0x000412ce |
Welcome to the Museum of Oddities! Let me know if you'd like a tour of our exhibits. |
| 0x00081530 |
My Lord! What brings you to my humble museum? |
| 0x00081531 |
May I have a snippet of your hair for my museum? |
| 0x00072fe5 |
I hope you're enjoying the museum! |
| 0x00050a9e |
Ah, my favorite patron! Anything Odd to show me? Ha ha ha. |
| 0x00050a9f |
Have you found any new Oddities? |
| 0x00081539 |
It's been an honor to host you, Lord Sheogorath. |
| 0x00042dac |
That newcomer... I know I heard his name the other day, but I can't seem to remember.... |
| 0x000434c9 |
I would love to get a piece of the old Gatekeeper for my Museum. His head maybe, or an arm... he certainly was a unique specimen. |
| 0x00078164 |
That Museum of Oddities is a joke, although I hear Una Armina will pay for certain items. |
| 0x00078164 |
That Museum of Oddities is a joke, although I hear Una Armina will pay for certain items. |
| 0x00078165 |
You should stop by the Museum of Oddities. I understand Una is always looking for more items to display. |
| 0x00078165 |
You should stop by the Museum of Oddities. I understand Una is always looking for more items to display. |
| 0x000825ef |
I don't visit the Museum of Oddities, but Una Armina is always looking for new items to display. |
| 0x000825ef |
I don't visit the Museum of Oddities, but Una Armina is always looking for new items to display. |
| 0x000825f0 |
If you find something unique, it's worth checking with Una Armina. |
| 0x000825f0 |
If you find something unique, it's worth checking with Una Armina. |
| 0x000434f9 |
That Xedilian place just sounds positively stuffed with Oddities. Surely something could be spared for my museum? |
| 0x00043ea0 |
Too bad someone didn't bring me this Chalice for my Museum. Would have made a fine addition to my collection. |
| 0x00043ebd |
I could have told Syl who the traitor was, if only I could remember! Damn my failing mind! |
| 0x000441ed |
The question is, who gains from the Torch being relit? And who loses? That's what you should be asking yourself. |
| 0x0005dd10 |
I was always perfectly loyal to the old Duchess. As I am to the new Duke, whoever it may be. |
| 0x0005ed8a |
Thadon is dead. I wonder if he had anything interesting for the museum.... |
| 0x0005ef57 |
Of course the Fringe was destroyed. This is how the Greymarch always begins, you know. |
| 0x0005f20e |
Always nice to have a new Gatekeeper. I hope that when this one gets killed, someone thinks to bring me something for the Museum. |
| 0x0005f428 |
It was truly shocking. The guards just dropped dead, all across the city! I'm glad it's over, but it makes you wonder, doesn't it? |
| 0x00060521 |
Sheogorath hasn't disappeared. Did you know that he and Jyggalag are the same person? It's all very hard to understand. |
| 0x000607d5 |
I hope someone saved a piece of Jyggalag's armor. Just the thing for my museum! |
| 0x00043435 |
How mercenary of you! You and I both know the Museum is the rightful home for such an Oddity. I hope you change your mind eventually. |
| 0x00043436 |
I'm surprised at your attitude. Here I thought you were a patron of my Museum. I only hope you change your mind one day. |
| 0x00043437 |
Have it your way. The honor of having one of their items on display in the Museum is enough for most people. But not you, it seems. |
| 0x00043434 |
Oh, how generous of you! This blind Watcher's Eye is sure to draw a crowd. |
| 0x00043438 |
Thank you! It is a truly odd Tentacle. I'm so glad to have one back on display. |
| 0x00043439 |
You really are a dear! A true friend to the Museum. Perhaps Lord Sheogorath himself will come see the exhibit one day. |
| 0x00079f56 |
Fantastic. I can't tell you what it means to me to have this in my collection. You are a good soul. |
| 0x00081e9e |
Thank you, dearie! My museum just wasn't the same without the ashes on display. |
| 0x00081e9f |
How sweet! You truly are a patron of the Odd! |
| 0x00081ea0 |
Really? For free? That's so generous of you. I'll put this tomato right back where it belongs in a place of honor! |
| 0x00081ea1 |
Such a benefactor! I'll be sure to mention your generosity to all my other patrons. |
| 0x00081ea2 |
Oh, you are a sweetie. The museum hasn't been the same since this went missing. It's so nice of you to donate it to the cause of Oddity. |
| 0x00081ea3 |
I don't know what to say! You're such a dear! I'm going to put this dagger right back where it belongs. |
| 0x00081ea4 |
Oh, my! I'm so glad to have this back. People have been asking me what happened to my Ring of Disrobing, and I just didn't know what to tell them. |
| 0x00081eab |
Wonderful! I'll put you on my list of Special Donors. It's a very exclusive list, you know. |
| 0x00082423 |
Well aren't you a darling? I know just where I'm going to put this. |
| 0x00082424 |
How generous of you! You'd just give it to me? You are a true lover of Oddities, aren't you? |
| 0x00082425 |
That's a lovely gesture! Thank you so much. Everyone will be so glad to have the Ring back where it belongs. |
| 0x00043428 |
What a shame. One Sheogorath-shaped amber lump is Odd; two are simply boring. Maybe next time you'll find something really Odd. |
| 0x00043429 |
This looks just like the one I have... well, had in the Museum. It seems to have been misplaced. I wish I had the funds to buy it off you... |
| 0x0004342a |
Well, if it doesn't look just like you! So lifelike! My patrons are going to absolutely adore this. |
| 0x0008f58a |
If it isn't the spitting image of Lord Sheogorath himself! So lifelike you can almost see his bad eye twitching! Perfect! |
| 0x00043414 |
Don't be discouraged! Some people just have better luck than others in finding Oddities. |
| 0x00081e5d |
Well, just keep looking and I'm sure something Odd will turn up! |
| 0x00081e99 |
Oh, don't worry. You'll find something Odd if you keep at it! |
| 0x00043425 |
Too bad... I already have a deformed Swamp Tentacle. But next time I'm sure you'll find something truly Odd, don't worry. |
| 0x00043426 |
Interesting... it looks vaguely familiar, like I once had one of these on display. I only wish I had the funds to buy it off you... |
| 0x00043427 |
Wonderful! Looking at the tentacle, I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or terrified. Just the kind of thing I'm looking for! |
| 0x00043415 |
Oh... I already have something in the Museum very similar. But don't give up, I'm sure something truly Odd will turn up soon. |
| 0x00043416 |
I could swear I once had a Blind Watcher's Eye just like that.... I would like to replace it, but the funds just aren't available. |
| 0x00043417 |
Ah! How deliciously odd! I've never seen a Blind Watcher's Eye before. It will have a place of honor in the Museum. |
| 0x00043412 |
Do you have anything that you'd like to contribute to the Museum? |
| 0x00043413 |
Have you found a new Oddity that you'd like to contribute to the Museum? |
| 0x00072dc1 |
I pity the poor Khajiit that tries to steal dog food from Ushnar. |
| 0x00079f51 |
Another Pelvis of Pelagius? I don't think that's possible, honestly. It must be a fake. |
| 0x00079f52 |
But... I already have... or had.... How odd. It seems to be missing. I'm sorry I don't have the funds to purchase it from you. Again. |
| 0x00079f53 |
That's amazing! The pelvis of Pelagius III! An honored madman if there ever was one! |
| 0x00082426 |
I love this one. It's a Screaming Maw that can't scream! Isn't that just the Oddest thing you've ever seen? |
| 0x00082427 |
Oh, yes, I've already shown you this shelf, haven't I? My poor old brain just isn't what it used to be! |
| 0x00082428 |
The Ring of Disrobing -- removes your clothes if you put it on. Now, don't you go trying it! I have enough Oddities on display already, hahaha. |
| 0x00082429 |
This case here I'm saving for something special. Wouldn't you like to be the one to find something Odd enough to go on display here? |
| 0x0008242a |
Here's a new addtion to the Museum, one of my favorites. A dagger that heals whomever it cuts! Isn't that deliciously Odd? |
| 0x0008242b |
Oh. That's strange, I thought there was something else here... well, no matter. Just losing my mind or something! Right this way. |
| 0x0008242c |
A lovely little Oddity -- a key made from a Hound's Tooth. And no one even knows what it opens, imagine that! Shall we move on? |
| 0x0008242d |
I think something's missing from this shelf. Or it could be just my old brain playing tricks on me again. Oh well, let's continue the tour, shall we? |
| 0x0008242e |
This one is perhaps more unusual than truly Odd, but some people enjoy it. Truth be told, I only display it as a favor to the donor. |
| 0x0008242f |
As you can see, I have plenty of space here for new Oddities, so think of me when you run across anything Odd! |
| 0x00082430 |
Here's something truly Odd -- a Soul Tomato! A tomato that can act like a soul gem! No one has yet been able to explain it. |
| 0x00082431 |
Were you in here last week? Wasn't there an exhibit in this case then? Oh well, I must just be going senile, hahaha! |
| 0x00081ec8 |
This is a lovely little Oddity -- a two-headed Septim! Take your time, there's no rush. |
| 0x00081ec9 |
Well, this case seems to be empty. Strange. I'm sure that yesterday... ah, my memory just isn't what it used to be. Let's see what else we can find. |
| 0x00081ec6 |
Here we have the mortal remains of a fellow named Din, who as I understand was driven mad and killed himself, a truly Demented act. |
| 0x00081ec7 |
Yes. I've been meaning to put something here, but it seems I haven't gotten around to it. Although I distinctly remember preparing an exhibit.... |
| 0x00081ec4 |
Over here is the Pelvis of Pelagius, the greatest Emperor that Tamriel has ever seen, as well as being completely mad. |
| 0x00081ec5 |
Hmm... I could have sworn that I used to keep something very Odd on this shelf. Oh well. Let's move on. |
| 0x00081eb9 |
That's fine. Feel free to look around on your own. |
| 0x00081eba |
Wonderful! Follow me, and I'll show you around my little collection of Oddities. |
| 0x00081eb8 |
Would you like a tour of the Museum? |
| 0x0008f58b |
This right here is one of my favorites. A lump of amber in the shape of your head, my Lord! A very popular item, too, if I may be so bold. |
| 0x00081eaf |
This right here is one of my favorites. A lump of amber in the shape of Lord Sheogorath's head! The wonders of nature never cease to amaze. |
| 0x00081eb7 |
This case is waiting for something especially Odd. If you run across anything Odd, be sure to bring it by and it might end up on display here! |
| 0x00081eb1 |
Here in this case is a disgustingly deformed Swamp Tentacle. Such a freak of nature has never been seen before, and hopefully not since either! |
| 0x00082432 |
You know, I always walk over here thinking there's another exhibit, but there never is. Silly me! |
| 0x00081eb0 |
Here you see the Blind Watcher's Eye. A most unusual specimen collected at great peril by... some intrepid adventurer! |
| 0x00081eb5 |
Here is... well, I think there used to be something very Odd here, but it seems to be missing now. Let's move on. |
| 0x00081ea8 |
Oh. Another Mute Screaming Maw. I already have one of those on exhibit. |
| 0x00081ea9 |
I've been looking for one of those to replace the one I used to have on display. At least I think I did. I truly wish I could afford to buy it... |
| 0x00081eaa |
Oh, how cute! Look how it tries and tries to scream but no sound comes out! This is perfect for my museum! |
| 0x00081e96 |
I'm so sorry. I already have a Ring of Disrobing. There's really no place in a Museum of Oddities for duplicates, as I'm sure you can understand. |
| 0x00081e97 |
That's just like one that's gone missing from my Museum. If only I had the funds to replace it. |
| 0x00081e98 |
Oh, my. How wonderful! A ring that removes people's clothing! This will be one of my most popular exhibits, I'm sure. |
| 0x00081e93 |
That's so strange. I got one of those just the other day. Sorry. Maybe you can start your own collection of oddities, hmm? |
| 0x00081e94 |
Oh, yes, I have one of those... no, that's the one that I misplaced the other day. I'd really like to replace it, but funds are so tight... |
| 0x00081e95 |
Well isn't that just the Oddest thing! A dagger that heals people. Who would make such a thing, and why? I absolutely adore it! |
| 0x00081e90 |
Honestly, I'd never seen one before until recently, and now to have two turn up! That's Odd in itself, isn't it? But I really can't use it, sorry. |
| 0x00081e91 |
What luck! I seem to have misplaced the one I used to have on display. I really can't afford to buy it from you though. |
| 0x00081e92 |
What a perfect little Oddity! Just strange enough that it makes you go "Hmm?" but not so strange as to become a Miracle or an Omen. Thank you! |
| 0x00081e8d |
We already have one of those, I'm afraid. It wasn't all that Odd to begin with, honestly. We certainly can't have two. |
| 0x00081e8e |
Seems like I've seen one of those before. But I guess it is Odd enough for the Museum... but I certainly can't justify buying it from you. |
| 0x00081e8f |
Hmm. A bowl that you mix potions in. Doesn't seem all that Odd to me... well, I can see you're trying, so I'll find somewhere to put it. |
| 0x00081e8a |
You wouldn't think there would be two of those in the world, now would you? Sorry. Keep looking and I'm sure something truly Odd will turn up. |
| 0x00081e8b |
That looks just like one I used to have. Or maybe I saw it in a book... in any case, I wish I could afford to buy it from you, but.... |
| 0x00081e8c |
Oh my, that is Odd! I've never even heard of such a thing before. We'll find a nice place for it here in the Museum. |
| 0x00081e87 |
That's too bad. I already have one of those. Can't very well have two in a Museum of Oddities, now can we? |
| 0x00081e88 |
I already have one of... wait a moment, no, that's the one I can't find now. If only I had the money to buy it off you.... |
| 0x00081e89 |
Two Tibers are always better than one, I always say! We'll take good care of him here in the Museum, don't you worry. |
| 0x00081e84 |
Really? But I already have Din's Ashes. I'm afraid someone must have taken advantage of your gullibility. |
| 0x00081e85 |
Where did you find that? I was sure I once had Din's Ashes on display here... I wish I had the funds to replace them, they were very popular.... |
| 0x00081e86 |
This is unsual! The ashes of a famous madman are perfect for my Museum! |
| 0x0008243b |
Oh, a Ring of Desiccation! That's one of my... well, was one of my favorite Oddities. If I had the money, I'd buy it off you right now. |
| 0x0008243a |
Interesting. I could have sworn I used to have an arm like that in my museum. I have just the place for it, if only I could afford to buy it.... |
| 0x00082439 |
Oh, that looks just like a little skull I used to have. I would love to have one back, but the Museum just isn't drawing the crowds anymore.... |
| 0x00082438 |
I hope you've enjoyed the tour! Feel free to stay and browse for as long as you like. |
| 0x00082436 |
Up here is a little beauty. The Ring of Desiccation. Walk on water and breathe underwater at the same time. Odd, if you think about it for a minute. |
| 0x00082437 |
Here's the Ring of... well now, where did it go? Things have a way of disappearing around here that's enough to drive a person insane! |
| 0x00082434 |
Here's a real Oddity for you -- an arm of one of the Gatekeepers! This one was killed by... oh, I forget now. A lovely specimen in any case. |
| 0x00082435 |
Hmm. You haven't seen a huge severed arm with an axe for a hand anywhere, have you? I seem to have misplaced mine. Ah, well. |
| 0x00081eb6 |
Look closely and you'll see a tiny skull. These pygmys used to live in the Shivering Isles until they were all eaten by Grummites, poor dears! |
| 0x00082433 |
There used to be a pygmy skull here, I was sure of it. My very first Oddity. I couldn't have imagined that, could I? ... Well, let's move on! |